Quick! I have to make a decision!
A couch or flat screen television?
Sure, after I pushed small children
To get that special limited edition
I may not get a visit from Vixen or Blitzen
But hey, could I get some recognition
For the way I upheld the Thanksgiving tradition
By being thankful for my new stereo system?
And though some people think it crass
To camp out overnight for an hourglass
It’s harder than it looks, you have to be fast!
Weave through crowds and be unabashed
Of your basket full of discounted hats
And- wait- did you grab this cat?
Nevermind, just grab that kitchen mat
And the latest World of Warcraft