Black Friday Poem

Quick! I have to make a decision!

A couch or flat screen television?

Sure, after I pushed small children

To get that special limited edition

I may not get a visit from Vixen or Blitzen

But hey, could I get some recognition

For the way I upheld the Thanksgiving tradition

By being thankful for my new stereo system?

And though some people think it crass

To camp out overnight for an hourglass

It’s harder than it looks, you have to be fast!

Weave through crowds and be unabashed

Of your basket full of discounted hats

And- wait- did you grab this cat?

Nevermind, just grab that kitchen mat

And the latest World of Warcraft

Ready… Attack!

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